BUY A BUNDLE. SAVE 10%.
IT'S YOUR WORLD. WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT. (AND YOU'RE RAISING THE RENT.)
Are you the master of all you survey? Does a chair become a throne the moment you sit in it? Will you be sending us an invoice for the time it took you to read this product blurb? Then waste no more time. Enrich your legacy with the "Cult of Ownership Bundle."
The bundle includes:
- DYING INSIDE COLLECTORS EDITION GRAPHIC NOVEL
- THE NAP TIME 100% COTTON T-SHIRT
- THE PHASES 100% COTTON T-SHIRT
- THE "RUIN EVERYTHING" STICKER PACK
NO NEED TO SELECT A T-SHIRT SIZE. CUSTOMERS WILL BE SENT A SIZE & COLOR SURVEY BEFORE T-SHIRT PRODUCTION. THESE ARE PRE-ORDER PRODUCTS. PAYMENT IS PROCESSED AT THE TIME OF ORDER. PRODUCTS SHIP AFTER 08/30/2024. FINAL PRODUCTS MAY DIFFER IN APPEARANCE FROM RENDERINGS.